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Today has been the strangest day ever. By strangest, I literally mean, like skinny pigs, short giraffes, fatless cheese burgers, walking veggies, sky crashing kind of strange.

1. For the first time EVER, someone actually decide to counter offer a higher pay.

2. Walked into a Yamaha where all the salesmen were jamming and singing rather than selling anything (at all).

3. Tripped an alarm (?) at my dear workplace. Swore I thought the police were gonna come crashin the doors. Not that it really comes as a surprise taking into account that one should never give me a whole series of instructions since I’m probably neither good at remembering them nor following them. One other thing employers never realize.

4. Strangest of all, I got an EAGLES award, WITHOUT a CCA. o.0 200bucks for not having a CCA. I think I should just make a career out of helping people fake their resume. Its a fantastic career, did I mention I always thought I was gonna major in the Art of Forgery in University when I was a kid (i.e. 7 years old ?)